Rice Krispy Treats the worlds perfect food!!!!!

Okay my sista from anotha mista has challenged me to write about (que harps and angels) the deliciousness that is Rice Krispy treats!!!! These are the worlds perfect bite sized slice o heaven! Some of you may not agree and here is how I will blow your mind with evidence known as the truth! First of all they are supa easy to make and the recipe if you don't have it is printed on the side of the box! So if you are blind or unable to get to the store find a buddy make it a date to the cereal isle!!! Second bit o awesomeness is that you can mold these mamjamas into any friggin shape you want!! They can be huge Krispy Mallowie towers of Glory or bite size yummies so small they can tuck back behind your ear for easy access to yumminess! I like to eat a pan in the closet with the door shut so the children don't know there are any around!! I am just kidding I cut out like 4 squares for the kids and then finish the pan in the closet. Third spectacular tid bit is that you can add shit to them to make them more festive!!! You can add butterscotch and chocolate to them like my Gma did!!! You can put frosting on them, you could even make them look like dog shit and I would still go ape crap for one!! Fourth glory note is that it will make you a more popular mom or Gma! If you want to be the cool mom you'll have those gems out when friends come over!!! BAM oh look at you, you so popular now well until the treats run out. You don't want to be the Gma that hands out broccolli florets when your grandkids come visit!! Bust out the instant love ala marshmallowie hugs know as krispy treats! Fifth and most important little known factoid, they pair with anything!!! Honestly a Krispy treat and wine are besties!!! Shhhhhhh don't speak just let their love for each other speak to you. If you have a moment take a pan of Krispy Treats and a bottle of your fav vino (classy speak for wine) go into your closet or where ever you can have a moment to be kid free. Let the the fireworks of wine and Krispy treats unite well until your kids find you!!!!! The worlds perfect food bible has now been written and so tell the masses. If you have food allergies and can't consume these delectibles then find someone who can. Let them eat one and describe through intrepretive dance and song the wonder that is perfection!!! Seriously if you can't eat them because of allergies I think there are support groups and counseling so please get the help you need. If you don't want to eat them because they will make you fat I cough cough BULLSHIT! Just exercise them off you Lazy Ass, you can run on the treadmill and eat them at the same time!!! If you don't eat them because you don't like the taste well then your dead to me, just don't even read the rest of this blog. You are probably possesed by evil spirits....seek the help you need!!! With that go whip up a batch find your pairing buddy and dance the taste bud lambada!!!!